At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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