stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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