in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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