I must be too annoying 4 u.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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