There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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