Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
This house was built for laser tag.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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