that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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