Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
it glows. i had to have it.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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