I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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