I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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