There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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