Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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