i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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