Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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