Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
NoShamevember. You game?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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