brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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