Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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