just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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