it hurts more in the daytime
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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