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i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I wish my penis had an off switch
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
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I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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