We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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