Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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