Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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