Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
