found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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