It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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