I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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