nut hugger
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
