TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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