But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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