Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Randomize
