Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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