We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
