its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
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I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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