still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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