My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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