Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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