do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
