just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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