I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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