How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
This is the high leading the old right now
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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