do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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