Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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