Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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