There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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