Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
