we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
