? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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