Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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