It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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