Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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