Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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