My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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