literally had 100 drinks last night.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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