So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Buhtt sex?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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